Last week I was asked to MC the Utah County Republican Women’s Fundraiser. Guests were treated to political speeches and the music of Alex Boye. I’ll let your imagination run with guesses which they liked best. Alex Boye is an incredible performer. He even talked Senator Hatch into a Gangnam style dance. (Inspired by his dance with Mitt Romney – see video below.)
I pulled out my best political jokes for the occasion…. and I am in need of some more since I used them all up. If you have some good ones, please share your joke with me by leaving a comment.
It’s been said that while creating politicians, God promised that good and ideal politicians would be found in all corners of the world…..then He made the earth round!
Genie: “Whatever you wish for, your Attorney General gets DOUBLE.”
First wish: “I would like one billion dollars.”
Genie: “Ok but the Attorney General get’s two billion.”
Second wish: “I would like an island off the coast of Greece.”
Genie: “OK but your Attorney General get’s two islands.”
Third wish: ” I would like you to beat me half to death.”
The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they’re nice guys.
So I ask you if pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
It’s tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!