Zombies Attack Provo!

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled blogging to bring you this SPECIAL REPORT: ZOMBIES have been sighted in fields just west of McCoard’s Garden Center, Provo, Utah. State and local authorities advise all residents to converge on McCoard’s Garden Center through the month of October to rid our community of the zombie menace.


Earlier this spring the lead researcher and horticulturalist at McCoard’s Garden Center began experiments to cross-breed and genetically enhance corn by introducing a specially developed virus. The resulting hybrid would continuously grow, even if deprived of sun and water, and yield crops year round in all climates. The solution to world hunger was finally in the grasp of humanity…then, everything went horribly wrong!

While moving the viral repository, three drums of live virus were spilled. The resulting viral cloud quickly engulfed research greenhouses annihilating research team members. As the cloud dissipated moving south over the nursery all McCoard employees were infected. Employees were not as fortunate as research team members; they did not die, but became part of the living dead….ZOMBIES!

Zombies now roam the fields west of Provo feeding on human flesh. Provo City and McCoard’s Garden Center urgently request your assistance to free Provo of zombies before they spread the virus beyond the limits of this community. To assist the community with this goal, McCoard’s has developed an anti-viral solution that when fired through a paintball delivery system at the zombies, will give them final rest. Our Zombie Patrol trailers allow you to shoot LIVE zombies WITHOUT the return of live fire. The Patrol is completely safe and suitable for families and all age groups.

Provo Corn Maze

While assisting McCoard’s with the zombie threat, why not treat your family and friends to the Mystery Maze. The Maze is actually three different mazes of varying difficulty levels and lengths. The Kiddie maze is .3 miles, the Adventurous maze is 1.4 miles and the Insane maze is 3.3 miles. The Mystery Maze Admission allows you access to all three mazes. The Maze has been designed to be an interactive activity (you get to solve the mystery of the maze) that makes your maze adventure more than just a haphazard stroll.

The following activities are free with the purchase of a Mystery Maze pass:

  • The New Halloween Hippity Hop Races
  • Duck Races
  • Corn Cannon Target Practice
  • Roping
  • Tractor Barrel Ride
  • Photo Ops

The following activities are available for an additional, minimal fee:

  • The New Fall Climbing Wall
  • Kiddie Daytime Paintball Target Practice

For more information visit: provocornmaze.com

Hours of Operation:

Corn Maze Hours:
Mon-Thurs: 4 pm – 10 pm
Fri: 4 pm – 11 pm
Sat: 10 am – 11 pm

Zombie Paintball Patrol Hours:
Thurs: 7 pm – 10 pm
Fri and Sat: 7 pm – 11 pm

Admission Prices:
Adults (10+): $9.00
Child (9 – 3): $6.00
2 and under: FREE
McCoard’s Mystery Maze
384 South 3110 West
Provo, UT 84601
[West on Center Street toward the lake, left on Airport Rd]

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